Wags: Wives and girlfriends of professional athletes.

I am just going to talk about baseball wives because that’s what I was dealing with. Baseball wives or girlfriends dedicate their entire fucking lives to the men that they’re with. So essentially these women are 100% on their man’s time. They consider…


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Guys/girls need to text their respective partners ahead of time. Saying, “babe I’m thinking about you. I’m so horny for you. So can we FaceTime later? And then girls can do the same to guys they can say the exact same thing. I’m really horny can we FaceTime later?

So…


The Cooch Gobbler combo is the no eye contact, hummingbird, figure eight suction cup.

Do not spread her legs and start going to town. Please. Please for the love of god, educate yourself that’s the first thing you should not do. Men treat it like they just pulled up at…


Last week, Sophia and I went out with a group of our girlfriends for a wine filled dinner. It was really fun. And then in the middle of dinner, a guy that Sophia used to hook up with a few months ago, he walks in. And I’m not gonna lie…


Okay, this girl wrote in. She said:

“LMFAO you guys. So I broke up with my ex like two months ago but we still hook up once in a while. He really wants me to get back with him. So he’s been doing anything and everything to get me back.


Um, can you guys please address the dad bod? Do girls seriously prefer a guy that has a beer belly over a guy that puts time and effort into working out and eating right to look good. I swear I see girls all the time that are solid eights with…


Gluck Gluck Definition: It is a vacuum seal. Double hand twist Gluck Gluck combo.(Every man’s kryptonite)

“Let me tell you, listen, any girl can give a blow job. It is the accessories that you bring with that blow job that make America great again.”

– Alex Cooper

First off, the…


Okay, Daddy’s please. I need your help. I’ve been hooking up with this guy for about a month now. Every time we have sex, and I’ve given him head, but he has yet to return the favor by going down on me. I really don’t know if I should say…


girl riding a horse

First up for the girls:

  • Guys don’t care about how you look — remember guys will fuck a couch cushion
  • Be confident on top cuz that’s sexy

Things You Can Do While Riding On Top (Basic):

  1. You are going to go down and you’re going to touch your clit while you’re talking to him. …


So basically in the Gluck Gluck, we talked about how it needs to have a level of saliva that is second to none. Like this thing needs to be lubed up with your spit. …

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